Dharkan ruk gayi meri ye sun kar. . FARAZ . . Jab kam wali maasi ne kaha . Way menu v facebook te add karle.

A boy's facebook status during class: i aM online from class.... Comment from his teacher: . . . Beta test me 0 mila hai aa k dekhega ya tag karun..??:P

Faqer : Baji bhoka hn, Khana khila do Baji : Khana abi ni pka Fqeer ; Baji fAcebOok pe BABA VELA k nam se hn,pak jae to wall pe update kr dna

Height Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?" Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "DEAD" :D

Aik Admi ki wife margai Dost usko chup karane k bad-tuje kuch chahiye? Admi-jaldi laptop le aa Dost-Q? Admi -facebok pe status chnge kark single krna hai :

Funny truth.. No one is as ugly as their identity card pic, nor as good looking as their facebook profile pic :-P

Girl's status on FB: "I m sad:(" (172 comments) Boy's status: "i m goin to commit sucide :-"( (2 likes, n 1 comment: Dekh le yar, ho skay to na kr!) :P:D

Similarity between Facebook 'n Jail :P . . . In b0th Cases y0u Sit 'n Waste time n' Write 0n Walls :p

Do you want to earn money from Facebook? it is very simple! Go to setting page, deactivate your account and go out for work!

You get all excited every time you get an e-mail alert on you cell phone hoping that it might be a message on facebook.

Attitude of Young Generation . . They Love “Facebook” . . But . . They hate to “Face” the “Book”:

Dad writes on sons facebook wall: Son, Hw r u? Ur Mom & I m fine & v mis u a lot. V wish 2 c u. So Plz turn off ur PC & cum dwnstairs 4 dinner =):-):-)