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Kuch Samajh Mein Aya

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh….. . . . . Kuch Samajh Mein Aya?? . . . Nahi Na? . . . Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hovay Te Pata Lagy Na.. (‘.”)/ Lal Sharbat <).( Peen Waleyo!

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Hai Aap Ke Honton Pe Jo

Hai Aap Ke Honton Pe Jo Muskaan Wagera, Qurbaan Gaye Is Pe Dil_O_Jaan Wagera, Billi to Yunhi Muft Main Badnaam Hoi, Thailay Mein to Kuch Aur Tha Samaan Wagera, Be’hirss o Gharz Farz Adaa ki Jiye Apna, Jis Tarah Police Karti Hai Chalaan Wagera, Ab Hosh Nahin Koi Ke Badaam Kahan Hai, Ab Apni Hatheli Pe Hain Dandaan Wagera, Har Shirt ki Bushrat Bana Dali Hai Anwar, Yun Chaak kiya Hum ne Garebaan Wagera..

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Hindi funny sms

A TRUE STORY TITLED “WHY ME?” Arthur Ashi, A Legendary Wimbeldon Player, Was Dying Of AIDS Wich He Got Due To Infcted Blood He Recivd Durng A Heart Surgry. From Wrld Ovr, He Recivd Leters From His Fans,1 Of Which Askd: Y Did GOD Selct U 4 Sch A Bad Disease? 2 Him,Arthurashi Rplid: From Wrld Ovr, 50 Milion Chldren Start Playng Tennis, 50 Lac Learn 2 Play Tenis, 5 Lac Learn Profesnal Tennis, 50 Thousand Com To The Circuit, 5 Thousand Reach The Grand Slam, 50 Reachd Wimbldon, 4 To Semi Final, 2 To Final, And Only 1 Wins. I Was Dat Only ONE. Wen I Was Holdng The Cup, I Nevr Asked GOD: “Why Me?” (Hindi funny sms)

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Education related songs

Education related songs *SCHOOL-ye dunya ye mehfil mere kam ki nhi.. *TUTION-idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala.. *MATHS- Ajib dastan hai ye kahan shuru kahan khatam.. *SCIENCE-Aa khushi se khudkushi krle.. *EXAM- Zehrili raatein neenden urr jati hen.. *Result-Dhak Dhak karne laga oh mora jiya darne laga.. *Pass- Aj main uper asman niche aj main aage zamana hai peche.. *Fail- Chhan se jo tute koi sapna jag suna suna lage.

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Boy: Friendship kro gi?

Boy: Friendship kro gi? Girl: Mere parents ijazat nhi dete.. Boy: Boht khoob! Mere baap ne to jese mujhe larki set karne ka diploma karaya hai!

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Jock was traveling by train

Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, “Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!” “Dinna worry, Minister,” smiled Jock, pouring himself a dram. “There’s no risk of you starting now!”

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A Scotsman walking through a field,

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman man shouts ‘ Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn’ (Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cow s ** t.) The man shouts back ‘I’m English, Speak English, I don’t understand you’. The Scotsman man shouts back ‘Use ...

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3 nuns die in a car crash and they go up to heaven

3 nuns die in a car crash and they go up to heaven and Peters at the gate and he says before you come in i’m afraid you will have to answer a question so he says to the first nun don’t worry the questions are very easy so he asks what was the name of the first woman and ...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? because it thought they were playing a game! hahahahahahah

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Man1 sitting with dog.

Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.

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