Chutkule sms

Chutkule sms messages in hindi for funny jokes



Police & girls funny sms

Police wale ne larki ko ankh mari Larki ghose sy… Main aysi larki nahin hoon Police wala: wo baat theek hai lakin Check krna to hamra farz banta hy…

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Ak shakhs ki cycle chori ho gai

Ak dafa ak admi ki cycle choori ho gai, Tu us ny bazar mein onchi awaz sy kaha “Agar meri cycle na mili to main wohi kuch karoonga jo mere bhai ny kia tha”. "Ye sun kr choor cycle chorh kr bhag gya. Bad mein ak admi ny us sy pucha k thumhary bhai ny kya kia tha Tu wo bola"os ny nai cycle khareedi thi"

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Pathan & wife funny msg

BV: Muny ki Sunat krni ha Card English mein kaise likhon? Pathan:we invite u on cuting ceremony of susu device of my son kindly join us & see the shughul mela…

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HidWana Rattaa LAAL nikla hy

Salam friends kia hal hai? Mujhe apko ye btaty howy b0hat khushi aur fakhar mehsoos ho raha hy k Allah k fazal o karam aur waldein ki duaon aur ap jese azeem logo ki muhabat or hosla afzai ki badolat aaj mera ‘HidWana’ Rattaa LAAL nikla hy. Thanks… Mery to anso he nhi tham rahy khushi se.

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Kbhi Haath Pe Kbhi Honth Pe

Kbhi Haath Pe Kbhi Honth Pe Kbhi Aankh Pe Kbhi Naak Pe Kbhi Gaal Pe Kiss… Kiss… Kadar Makhiyan Tang Karti Hain Aap Ko Nahao Gay Nai Tau Aysa Hi Ho Ga.

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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai Or Larke Ko De Diya Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…? To Larki Ne Kaha . . . Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

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Dil Or Duniya Mein

Dil Or Duniya Mein Sirf Itna Farq Hai, . K . Is Duniya Mein Bahut Log Rehte Hain, . Or . Is . Dil . Mein Sirf . . . . . . . . . Aap . . . . . . . Ki "Bhabi G" Rehti Hai… Har Jagha Khud Ko Mat Gusaya Karo OK…

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Salesman Sir Cockroach

Salesman: Sir, Cockroach k Liye Powder Loge Kya? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nahi Karte! Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala DEO Mange Ga...

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Kuch Samajh Mein Aya

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh….. . . . . Kuch Samajh Mein Aya?? . . . Nahi Na? . . . Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hovay Te Pata Lagy Na.. (‘.”)/ Lal Sharbat <).( Peen Waleyo!

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Sardar Bike Par

2 Sardar Rastey Par 1st Sardar Bike Par 2nd Sardar Prado Mein 1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?? Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai ?? Prado Wala Nahi Phir Jawab Nahi Diya 1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya... 2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhe Hai? 1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

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1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Boht

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Boht Dino Se Tang Kar Raha Tha . Pathan Ne Usey Pakar Lia, Or Usey Marne Ka Faisla Kia . Usey Chat Par Le Gia, . Or . Wahan Se Neche Phaink Dia...

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Hai Aap Ke Honton Pe Jo

Hai Aap Ke Honton Pe Jo Muskaan Wagera, Qurbaan Gaye Is Pe Dil_O_Jaan Wagera, Billi to Yunhi Muft Main Badnaam Hoi, Thailay Mein to Kuch Aur Tha Samaan Wagera, Be’hirss o Gharz Farz Adaa ki Jiye Apna, Jis Tarah Police Karti Hai Chalaan Wagera, Ab Hosh Nahin Koi Ke Badaam Kahan Hai, Ab Apni Hatheli Pe Hain Dandaan Wagera, Har Shirt ki Bushrat Bana Dali Hai Anwar, Yun Chaak kiya Hum ne Garebaan Wagera..

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Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Kaansi Kesa Hai? . . Dost: Kaansi Band Hogayi, Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai, . . Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

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