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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Insufficient! ...

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Banta to his new bride, Preeto,

Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

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Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!

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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another ...

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Banta owned a factory.

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

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Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How does that help? Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

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