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Kuch Samajh Mein Aya

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh….. . . . . Kuch Samajh Mein Aya?? . . . Nahi Na? . . . Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hovay Te Pata Lagy Na.. (‘.”)/ Lal Sharbat <).( Peen Waleyo!

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After Falling In Love

After Falling In Love: “Jeeney Laga Hoon… Pehle Se Zeyda” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After Break- Up Peeney Laga Hoon Pehle Se Zeyada…”

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Jaanu Kash Aap Sms Hotay

Wife: Jaanu Kash Aap Sms Hotay, Main Aap Ko Save Karti, Husband: Jaan-e-Man, Kaash Tum Ring Tone Hoti, Main Her Haftay Tumhe Change Karta...

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Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K

Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K Pich Bhag Raha Tha. Logon N Pocha Kya Hua Doctor: 4 Bar Aisa Hua Ye Dimagh K Operation K Bhaney Aata Hai or Tind Karwa K Bhag Jata Ha...

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Sardar Bike Par

2 Sardar Rastey Par 1st Sardar Bike Par 2nd Sardar Prado Mein 1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?? Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai ?? Prado Wala Nahi Phir Jawab Nahi Diya 1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya... 2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhe Hai? 1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

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1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Boht

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Boht Dino Se Tang Kar Raha Tha . Pathan Ne Usey Pakar Lia, Or Usey Marne Ka Faisla Kia . Usey Chat Par Le Gia, . Or . Wahan Se Neche Phaink Dia...

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Arz Kiya Hai

Arz Kiya Hai: Ikhtiyaar E Tarannum Se Tabassum Ki Roshni Ko Jala Dena! (Wah,Wah,Wah) Jab Iska Matlab Samajh Mein Aa Jai To Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena. ;-)

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Sardar Ki Maa Ki Death

Sardar Ki Maa Ki Death Ho Gai, Ek Sal Bad Sardar Ka Bap America Se Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Ma Kahan Hai, Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Sal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Laga or Bola Kuttay Kaminay To Tu Ne Mujhay Btaya Q Nahi, Sardar Bola: . . . Main Ne Socha Surprise Don Ga.

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Race Dekhte Howe Sardar

Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha Inaam Kis Ko Milega.? 2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko. Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..??? :D

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Ek Baat Humesha Yaad Rakhna

Ek Baat Humesha Yaad Rakhna . Dunya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chaiye Ek Samose K Sath Extra Chatni Aur Dusra Gol Gappe K Sath Uska Pani...

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Life Mein Ek Baat Hamesha

Life Mein Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna . . . . k . . . . . Cream Biscuit Mein Cream Hoti hai Lekin . . . . . . Tiger Biscuit Mein Tiger Nahi Hota…

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Fakeer Moula K Naam Par

Fakeer: Moula k Naam Par Kuch Dedo? Admi: Tamaator Khao. Fakeer: Khaana Dedo? Admi: Tamaator Khao. Fakeer: Acha Roti Hi Dedo? Admi: Tamaator Khao. Fakeer: Aakhir Tamator Hi Q Khaaon? Admi ki B.V Aa Kar Boli: Ye Totla Hai, Keh Raha Hai, Kamaa Kar Khao.

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Raste Mein Ek Pari Milti Hai

3 Kaale Dost Ek Sath Ja Rahe The Raste Mein Ek Pari Milti Hai, Pari: Ek Ek Wish Batao Main Poori Karongi. 1st: Mujhe Gora aur Khubsurat Kardo. Pari Ne Kar Diya. 2nd: Mujhe Bhi Aisa Kar Do Pari Ne Kar Diya. 3rd Zor Zor se Hasne Laga or Phir Bola. . . . . Inko Wapas Pehle Jaisa Kardo. Moral: Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai

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Sargodha Ke Larkon Ki Zindagi

Sargodha K Larkon Ki Zindagi K 2 Usool Hain Pehla: Wo Kisi Ajnabi Larki Ko Lift Nahi Karwaty, Or Doosra:Wo Kisi Larki Ko Ajnabi Samjhty hi Nahi. GEO Sargodhio..

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