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Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada

Dilchasp Duaen" Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho, Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai… Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly , Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai… Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen , Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai… Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho , Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai… Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao, Aj Wo Nurse Hai… Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ? Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna…

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Pani Mein Gira Rumal To

Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai, Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai, . . . Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par. . . . Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai...

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Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neeche

Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neeche Baitha Tha.. . . . . . . Santa Aya Aur Uski Pooch Khechta Hua Bola:" Nikal Saale Bhootni K.. Bara Aya Mechanical Engineer…

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Agar Apko Afsos Hai K

Agar Apko Afsos Hy K Apki Life Main Apka Koi Intazar Karne Wala Nahi Hai. . To 1 Kam Karen, 30 Mint K Leye Bathroom Main Ja Kar Beth jayen. . . . Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga. (“,) < )(> / \_ O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi.

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Kuch Samajh Mein Aya

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh….. . . . . Kuch Samajh Mein Aya?? . . . Nahi Na? . . . Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hovay Te Pata Lagy Na.. (‘.”)/ Lal Sharbat <).( Peen Waleyo!

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After Falling In Love

After Falling In Love: “Jeeney Laga Hoon… Pehle Se Zeyda” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After Break- Up Peeney Laga Hoon Pehle Se Zeyada…”

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Jaanu Kash Aap Sms Hotay

Wife: Jaanu Kash Aap Sms Hotay, Main Aap Ko Save Karti, Husband: Jaan-e-Man, Kaash Tum Ring Tone Hoti, Main Her Haftay Tumhe Change Karta...

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Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K

Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K Pich Bhag Raha Tha. Logon N Pocha Kya Hua Doctor: 4 Bar Aisa Hua Ye Dimagh K Operation K Bhaney Aata Hai or Tind Karwa K Bhag Jata Ha...

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Sardar Bike Par

2 Sardar Rastey Par 1st Sardar Bike Par 2nd Sardar Prado Mein 1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?? Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai ?? Prado Wala Nahi Phir Jawab Nahi Diya 1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya... 2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhe Hai? 1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

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1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Boht

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Boht Dino Se Tang Kar Raha Tha . Pathan Ne Usey Pakar Lia, Or Usey Marne Ka Faisla Kia . Usey Chat Par Le Gia, . Or . Wahan Se Neche Phaink Dia...

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Arz Kiya Hai

Arz Kiya Hai: Ikhtiyaar E Tarannum Se Tabassum Ki Roshni Ko Jala Dena! (Wah,Wah,Wah) Jab Iska Matlab Samajh Mein Aa Jai To Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena. ;-)

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Sardar Ki Maa Ki Death

Sardar Ki Maa Ki Death Ho Gai, Ek Sal Bad Sardar Ka Bap America Se Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Ma Kahan Hai, Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Sal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Laga or Bola Kuttay Kaminay To Tu Ne Mujhay Btaya Q Nahi, Sardar Bola: . . . Main Ne Socha Surprise Don Ga.

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Race Dekhte Howe Sardar

Race Dekhte Howe Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha Inaam Kis Ko Milega.? 2nd: Sub se Aage Wale Ko. Sardar: To Phir Peche Wale KyUn Bhag Rahe Hain..??? :D

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Ek Baat Humesha Yaad Rakhna

Ek Baat Humesha Yaad Rakhna . Dunya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chaiye Ek Samose K Sath Extra Chatni Aur Dusra Gol Gappe K Sath Uska Pani...

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